methlabrador:

i cant believe im not butter

pizza:

poo-sex:

sometimes i wonder what goes through people’s heads before they create their URL

wise words from tumblr user poo-sex

pizza:

poo-sex:

sometimes i wonder what goes through people’s heads before they create their URL

wise words from tumblr user poo-sex

urbancatfitters:

drugs and alcohol dont worry or scare me i think ive watched too much skins

superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

onecuriousb:

- Valar Morghulis.

- Yes, all men must die, but we are not men.